Addiction Related funny facebook status Messages Updates

Addiction Related facebook status Messages Updates


1. needs blood in his caffeine system

2. thinks reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

3. thinks he might be addicted to Facebook because he's seeing a lot of random people around the city, that he's already seen on Facebook.

4. would quit smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs

5. thinks he might be addicted to twitter and alcohol since, he created a Twitter acccount just to follow the updates of various bars for their specials

6. thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money

7. loves cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.


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