"One Liner Quotations and Thoughts"
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
Be good - and if you can't be good, be careful.
Don't believe everything you think.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde
Failure is not an option - it's a lifestyle.
Failure teaches success.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
The future will be better tomorrow.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.