Subscribe:

One Liner Quotaions, One Liner Thoughts, Funny One Liner Saying


 "One Liner Quotations and Thoughts"

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

Be good - and if you can't be good, be careful.

Don't believe everything you think.

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is not an option - it's a lifestyle.

Failure teaches success.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.

Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.  

The future will be better tomorrow.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
 

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...

hollister, moncler, canada goose outlet, canada goose, moncler, pandora jewelry, moncler, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, pandora charms, moncler, canada goose, montre pas cher, louis vuitton, swarovski crystal, links of london, louis vuitton, toms shoes, juicy couture outlet, canada goose, moncler, marc jacobs, canada goose outlet, moncler outlet, doudoune canada goose, canada goose, pandora jewelry, louis vuitton, karen millen, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, moncler, sac louis vuitton pas cher, ugg pas cher, juicy couture outlet, swarovski, moncler, ugg boots uk, thomas sabo, wedding dresses, canada goose uk, bottes ugg, coach outlet, replica watches, pandora charms, supra shoes, louis vuitton

Anonymous said...

michael kors outlet, ralph lauren uk, nike free run uk, michael kors, hollister pas cher, lacoste pas cher, ray ban pas cher, true religion outlet, converse pas cher, nike blazer, michael kors outlet, kate spade handbags, michael kors outlet, north face, coach outlet, abercrombie and fitch, north face, hogan, burberry outlet online, nike roshe, air force, michael kors, lululemon, ugg boots, vanessa bruno, michael kors, new balance pas cher, michael kors, coach purses, michael kors outlet, sac guess, coach outlet, ray ban uk, hollister, replica handbags, tn pas cher, hermes, nike air max, oakley pas cher, mulberry, true religion jeans, timberland, ugg boots, nike air max, burberry, true religion jeans, nike air max, true religion jeans, vans pas cher, michael kors outlet

Unknown said...

zzzzz2018.7.28
oakley sunglasses wholesale
canada goose jackets
coach outlet online
prada handbags
canada goose jackets
supreme outlet
vibram five fingers
canada goose jackets
asics shoes
ralph lauren uk

Unknown said...

www11.15


manolo blahnik
kate spade outlet
tod's outlet
clarks shoes
issey miyake
lacoste polo
jordans
clarks outlet
christian louboutin shoes
louboutin shoes

Related Posts