Jokes On Boy-Girl | Tum meri zindagi ho

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Boy to Girl- Tum meri zindagi ho,or..
Girl-or kya?tell me or kya?
Girl shouted-tell me or kya?
Boy-Or lanat h aisi Zindagi per..

Santa-Banta Jokes | Mughle Aazam Ne

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History Teacher-mughle aazam ne kado
tak raaj kita??
Santa-Sir, page no.15 to 26 tak..

Exam me pass ho | Dad-Son Jokes

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Dad-Exam me pass ho ya fail tumhe
bike dunga.
Son-Thank u dad!pass hua to 'Pulsar'
college jane ke liye, Fail hua to
'Rajdoot'Dudh bechne k liye...

Latest Jokes | Husband-Wife Jokes

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Wife-kash aap msg hote,mein aapko
save karti,jab chahe padti.
Husband-kanjus,save he karke rakhti
ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti.

Teri shadi gadhe se | Jokes On Animal

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Gadha-Yaar malik bahut marta h .
Dog-Ghar chod de malik ka.
Gadha- Nahi yaar!!Wo hamesha beti
se bolta h,teri shadi gadhe se
kardunga!bas isi UMMID me baitha hu.

Jokes On Police | Bomb Raste Me Fatt Gaya..

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1 sardar ko 3 bomb mile,police ko
dene chala..Sath wala aadmi bola-
agar koi bomb raste me fatt gaya
toh? Sardar-jooth bol denge ki
2 he mile the..

Father-Son Jokes

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Ek sardar ka Darwaja Jor se baja.
Wo Gusse se darwaje par gaya aur
bole"kon gadhe ka baccha h "??
Bahar se awaz aayi"Papa mein hoon.

Lipistic kharab ho jati h | Hindi Jokes

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Papa Beti Se-
"Pehle to tum mujhe papa kehti thi.
Aab Dad kyon kehti ho?
Beti boli- Oh! Dad, Papa kehne se
Lipistic kharab ho jati h ..

Traffic Wale Ne Roka | Indian Jokes

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3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the, Traffic
wale ne roka aur bola-"Tumhe malum
nahi 3 sawari baithana jurm h ?
Sardar-Malum h isliye to ek ko ghar
chodne ja rahe hai.

Teacher Student Jokes

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Teacher-Agar koi bhi student girls
hostel me gaya to..1st time-100 Rs.
2nd time 200 Rs. & 3rd time 500 Rs.
lagega.
Student-Teacher monthly pass kine da
banega.

Pati-Patni Jokes | Religious Jokes

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Pati-Patni se:-
Dasrath ki 3 raniya thi.
yani m 2 shadiya kar sakta hu.
Patni-Yeh mat bhulo ki Dropdi
ke 5 pati the.

Religious Jokes | New Jokes

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Train me TT sadhu se bola-Kahan jana h?
Sadhu-Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT-Ticket hai?
Sadhu-Nahi.
TT-Chalo...
Sadhu- Kahan?
TT-Jahan krishan ka janam hua tha.
Jail me...

Wah-Wah !!!

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Mein zindagi bhar jisko chahta raha
Aaj us ka beta mujhe aakar bola
Dad plz mujhe school drop kar do
Moral-
har koi aapki tarah mama nhi ban jata.

Sharabi SMS Jokes

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Ek sharabi daru pee pee k mar gaya
Lekin uski dary k prati sharda to dekho,
wo mar kr bhi ye keh gya:
"SHARAB TO THEEK THI,Sala Gurda
he KAMZOR nikla..

Jokes Masti

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Munna bahi-
Gandhi Ji itne bade aadmi the lekin
shirt kyon nhi pehante the???
Circuit-Lagta h Gandhi Ji Us jamane
ke SALMAN KHAN the.

Special Funny SMS

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Ek cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane he
wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya
aur bola
Bhai chor do nasha,Aao mere sath,dekho
ye jungle kitna khubsurat h..
Cheeta chuhe ke sath chal diya.
Aage ek Hathi Cocine pi rha tha
Chuha fir bola,
Bhai chor do nasha,Aao mere sath,dekho
ye jungle kitna khubsurat h..
hathi b sath chal diya.
Aage sher whisky pene he wala tha,
chuhe ne usse b woi kaha,
sher ne glass side me rakh kr chuhe
ko 5-6 thapad mare.
Hathi Bola arre es bechare ko kyon
mar rhe ho??
Sher bola,Is kamine ne pichli baar
b afeem kha kr muje 3 ghante jungle me
aise he ghumaya tha.

Special Fees Mafi Application

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Fees Maafi K Liye Application
To,
The Principal
High School,

Respected Sir,
Baat ye h ki mere pitaji ne
muje 500 Rs. diye the,100 Rs. ki to dosto
k sath film dekh li,100 Rs. ki Canteen me
party,250 Rs. ka girlfrnd ka recharge
karwaya..or 50 Rs. ki shart har gaya ki
english wali mam ka chakar maths wale k
sath chal rha h,par pata chala ki unka
chakar to aap ke sath chal rha h.
Aab apke pass 2 raaste hai..ya to
"Fees Maaf ya phir raaz ka pardafash"
Shukriya,
Apka Honar
Vidyarthi..

Funny Mobile Messages...

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Kon
Si
DEVI
ka
Kaun
Sa
PARSAD
India
me
Famous
Hai..
Socho..
Dimag
Lagao...
?
Nahi Pata ?
Rabri DEVI
Ka
Laalu PARSAD.

Ladka-Ladki Jokes

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Ladke wale-Hame Ladki pasand h,
shadi kab karni h ??
Ladki Wale-Abhi to ladki study kr rhi h.
Ladke Wale-To hamara ladka kon sa
baccha h jo kitab Faad dega.

Jokes(New)...

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Smartness...
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kha
"apne bade bhai k pair chu rhe ho,
very good boy.
Ladka-Thanx bhabi..!!