New Funny X'mas Status Updates for facebook Profiles

New Funny Christmas Status Updates For Your facebook Profiles

# can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"

# is looking forward to the new Christmas special, "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"

# may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping.

# is chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my head

# is making "fruitcakes" out of stuff I find under my sofa cushions.

# is eating her weight in figgy pudding

# is inviting you to tickle her Elmo.

# hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

# is still trying to figure out what "police nabbed my dad" has to do with Christmas.

# wonders that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.


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