Angry, Mad facebook Funny Status Updates For Your Profiles

Angry, Mad  facebook Funny Status Updates Messages


1. may kill you in the morning.

2. Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.

3. says "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar!"

4. thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costco, or if she really had it coming.

5. reminds you that when we resort to violence, nobody wins. Wait, that's wrong. I win...always!!! Got that! ALWAYS!!!!

6. Shut-up!


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