Funny Jokes & Mobile SMS

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Apni Raah khud chuno,
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne piche walo ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage h unse aage niklo,
tabhi ek acche...
RIKSHAW WAALE
ban paooge..

Socha Na Tha...

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Socha na tha kabhi aisi dosti hogi,
Sath mere aap jaisi hasti hogi,
Jannat ki galiyon k khawab kyon dekhon,
Agar tum jaisa dost sath hoga
to narak me bhi masti hogi...

funny shayari:

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Mehboba ke pyar me mar gaya peter
Mehboba ke pyar me mar gaya peter
New Hero Honda Splender 80km. Per Litre.

Switched Off

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Na jeene ki tammana Na marne ka Khoof
Na jeene ki tammana Na marne ka Khoof
The subscriber is currently switched Off.

Dial *123#

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Teri adaoon pe m wari-wari
Teri adaoon pe m wari-wari
Dial *123# for balance enquiry.

Teri yad aayi !!!!

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Fir huyi halchal Fir teri yad aayi,
fir nikla chand, fir suhani raat ayi,
Iss raat ki gehrayi me kho ja,
Zyada khush mat ho batti bujha or so ja!
GOOD NIGHT

Aapki ankhe...

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Aapki ankhe jheel jaisi pyari hain
Aapki ankhe jheel jaisi pyari hain
Jee chahta hai ki inme machhliya
chod du ><(((:> ><(((:>
><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>

Lekar dil....

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Lekar dil waapas kiya nai jata
Yu nazuk dil ko jakhm diya nai jata,
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim he,
SMS saste he firbhi logo se kiya nai jata.

Mat Nachna...

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Blood donate karne se pehle
hamesha blood group janchna
wah wah
Blood donate karne se pehle
hamesha blood group janchna
wah wah
Basanti in kutton ke samne
mat nachna...

Jee karta hai.....

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Jee karta hai aapke pass aau
aap ke pass aa ke ruk jau
na baithoon na bolu
bas aapki ankhon me santre ka
chilka nichod kar bhag jau.

80 km. per Litre.

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Mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter
Mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter
Hero Honda Seplendor 80 km. per Litre.

Ladki Aati H....

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Neend aati h to khaab aata h
khawab me ek ladki aati h
ladki ke peeche uska baap aata h
phir na neend aati h na khaab aata h!!

Inkar Nahi...

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Why v students dont study the whole
year & spend sleepless nights during
exams???

Reason:-"Kinare par rehne se hume
inkar nahi,Magar tufano se kashti
nikalne ka maza he kuch aur hai"

Kami h.....!!

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Tere chehre pe udasi
ankhon me nami h,
tere chehre pe udasi
ankhon me nami h,

TATA NAMAK istemal karo
ye IODINE ki kami h..!!

CHEERS !?!

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rok do mere janaze ko ZALIMON....
mujh me jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud ke dekho KAMINO....
SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi h.!?!
CHEERS !?!

Kambhaqt.....

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unki gali se jab mere janaza nikla


wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla

jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage

rakh kar mera janaza kambhaqt use patane lage.

Aa Gayi H.......

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rok do mere janaze ko ZALIMON....
mujh me jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud ke dekho KAMINO....
SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi h.!?!
CHEERS !?!

Patane Lage.........

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unki gali se jab mere janaza nikla
wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla
jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage
rakh kar mera janaza kambhaqt use patane lage.

Chalo....

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kRISHNA K KADMO PE KADAM BADATE CHELO,
AB MURLI NAHI TO CITI BAJATE CHALO,
RADHA TO GHAR WALE DILAYNGE HI
MAGAR TAB TAK GOPIYAN PATATE CHALO

Nhi Banate...

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Aashiyane hum nhi sajate
bagon me phul hum nhi khilate
hmari 1 pasand se tut jayege hazaro dil
isliye to hum koi girlfriend nhi banate.