April Fool day facebook status updates
1. is pleased to introduce you to baby Jacob, born today 8lb's 7 oz. Mom and baby are doing great! Oh yeah... April Fools!2. is getting an i Pad!!!! April Fools!
3. For April fools day, I took my nephew to "Disneyland", but instead I really drove him to a burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good April Fools day joke.
4. wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it's not happening to you.
5. won a free donut in Roll Up The Rim... Yeah Right! April fools
6. is so sorry you got fired. April Fools!
7. noticed a friend's Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
8. Has got tickets to go see Nickleback! April Fools!
9. wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave. April Fools!
10. is quitting drinking today.... April Fools!