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1. is SO COOL that if he jumped the shark then Happy Days would still be on the air.

2. is SO COOL that ice cubes are afraid of him.

3. is SO COOL that he doesn't sweat, he glistens.

4. is SO COOL that he wasn't born, he was unleashed.

5. is SO COOL that you can set your clock by his five o'clock shadow.

6. is SO COOL that he got Helen Keller to talk.

7. is SO COOL that Rosa Parks gave up her seat for him.

8. is SO COOL that ancient civilizations sacrificed virgins in anticipation of his birth.

9. is SO COOL that he can't be killed by bullets because they're afraid.

10. is SO COOL that when he plays Deal or No Deal, the banker always offers him a million dollars.

11. is SO COOL that he shot the Deputy after Bob Marley shot the Sheriff.

12. is SO COOL he can't drink soda because the can will explode!

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